What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are some ballbusting stories?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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